Cryptid Legends: Lochness "Nessie" 
   Collection Vol. I, No. III

Straight from the murky waters of Scotland — or possibly a really committed prank — the Loch Ness Monster has surfaced to claim her place in cryptid history, fueled by misty legends and a few very suspicious blurry lake photos. Silent, timeless, and half-hidden beneath the loch, Nessie has haunted imaginations for generations… and fooled more than a few cameras.

The Lore:
“Since the 6th century, stories of a great creature lurking beneath Loch Ness have rippled through Scottish legend. Whether a surviving prehistoric beast, a trick of the water, or the greatest hoax of all time, Nessie remains one of the world’s most enduring mysteries.”

Number III in the Cryptid Legends series features the elusive serpent gliding through the mist in full mysterious majesty — with just enough detail to make you squint mid-sip and say, “Wait... is that a log?”

• Precision laser-etched artwork — permanent, dishwasher-safe design

• Heavy-duty 16 oz pint glass — built for nights at the pub or by the water

• Folklore inspired — part of our Cryptid Legends series

• Perfect gift for cryptid hunters, mystery lovers, or anyone drawn to the deep

Drink deep. The loch keeps secrets.
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